WHEN THE DOCTORS WERE ASK TO CONTRIBUTE TO A NEW WING AT THE HOSPITAL!

The pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!";

The pediatricians said, "Grow up!";

The proctologists said, "We are in arrears";

The psychiatrists thought it was madness;

The radiologists could see right through it;

The internists thought it was a hard pill to swallow;

The plastic surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on things";

The podiatrists thought it was a big step forward;

The physiotherapists thought they were being manipulated;

The urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water;

The anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas;the cardiologists didn't 
have the heart to say no;

The audiologists were deaf to the idea.

And finally, the surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole affair.